Extract from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Revolting Rhymes

Later, the Huntsman made a stop
Within the local butcher's shop,
And there he bought, for safety's sake,
A bullock heart and one nice steak,
"Oh Majesty! Oh Queen!" he cried,
"That rotten little girl has died!
And just to prove I did not cheat,
I've brought along these bits of meat."
The Queen cried out, "Bravissimo!
I trust you killed her nice and slow."
Then (this is the disgusting part)
The Queen sat down and ate the heart!
(I only hope she cooked it well.
Boiled heart can be as tough as hell.)

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